It’s somewhat rare to see Witch/Wiccan profiles during the winter, a time usually reserved for explorations of Christian and Jewish themes, but two papers have done just that. While most of these “meet the Witch” articles are exactly what you’d expect (We don’t eat babies or wear pointy hats!), you can often accidentally learn some interesting things about what prominent Pagans believe. For instance, the Great Lakes Advocate interviews author and reality television star Stacey Demarco (who, for the record, doesn’t like me all that much). In the piece Ms. Demarco invokes Brock’s Law and claims that us Pagans had it far worse than the Jews did.

“Witches have had a bad PR day for thousands of years. There were more people killed in the inquisitions than the holocaust.”

That is a sentence that needs some unpacking. First off, the different Inquisitions that spanned different eras mostly targeted Jews, and if she was mistakenly referencing the witch hunts of Early Modern Europe (aka “The Burning Times”) the modern scholarly estimates for deaths are far lower than the much-touted “9 million” (think 100,000 tops) of early feminist/Pagan lore. Add in the fact that the “barbarian conversions” of Europe were far more peaceful and gradual than most people think, and the myth of a “Pagan holocaust” becomes self-serving and pernicious. It is a meme that needs to be stamped out, and serves no purpose to the thriving modern Paganisms of today.

Turning from Ms. Demarco’s interview, we head to Miami and a profile of Sandra Cheryl Richardson, manager of Celestial Treasures Network in Coconut Grove and “Grand Elder High Priestess” of the Circle of Isis Rising. Richardson’s profile isn’t all that controversial or outside the norm for this kind of piece, but I did think one of her comments was worth taking note of.

“Richardson describes Wicca as a nature-based religion honoring seven holy powers, including an almighty Creator, gods and goddesses and the four elements.”

While Gerald Gardner did acknowledge a “Prime Mover”, he also said such an entity was “unknowable” and of “little concern” to the Witches, who preferred their “tribal” God and Goddess. An “almighty Creator” figure isn’t something I’ve encountered much in modern Wicca, which seems increasingly polytheistic in orientation and outlook. Perhaps Richardson was merely talking about her particular tradition and not for Wicca as a whole? That could be likely. Subtle theological distinctions can often get lost in journalistic translation. It does make me curious to know which Wiccan and Pagan traditions acknowledge a “Prime Mover”/”Unknown God”/”Almighty Creator” in their rites. Feel free to weigh in on this subject in our comments section.

As always, journalists don’t often get religion, and this goes double for faiths outside the mainstream. It is imperative that modern Pagans are as clear and accurate as possible. A throwaway line or passing thought could be misinterpreted as a central truth of your faith. Remember to keep it simple, steer clear of controversy (unless that’s your thing, then hey, go for it), and (if you can) vet the reporter asking for an interview before sitting down with them.

Hard to believe its been nearly a year since I had to post about modern Pagans appearing in a trashy reality television program! I should have known that the siren-call of money and fame/infamy would be too much for some in our extended community to miss. This time its an Australian program entitled “The One: The Search for Australia’s Most Gifted Psychic”, a game show/reality television program in the vein of “America’s Got Talent” or “Hell’s Kitchen”, only with psychics.

The host and contestants of “The One”.

So this spoon-bending Survivor already has one Witch as a contestant, but we get a double-dose this time around, because one of the two judges is a Witch too!

“Using the good cop-bad cop formula loved by reality TV, two judges – Richard Saunders, vice-president of the Australian Skeptics, and Stacey Demarco, a practising witch and author – decide each week who stays or goes until three contestants are left. The winner will be chosen by a public vote … Stacey Demarco, who teaches metaphysics and has written books on how to apply witchcraft in the boardroom and the bedroom, is the believing panellist. “I’m a rational type of expert, I’m not the purple tie-dye type of witch. I just want people to come into this with a really open mind. It’s not a circus act or an act of any kind. “The contestants are normal people, they’ve got husbands, wife, kids, pets, a house in the suburbs and they are considered weirdos, freaks, satanists just because they have these abilities.” Only a couple of episodes have been shot but, Demarco says, the show lives up to its billing that it will make “hairs stand up on end”.”

So who is Stacey Demarco? Well, she authored two books for Llewellyn, “Witch in the Bedroom: Proven Sensual Magic”, and “Witch in the Boardroom: Proven Business Magic”, was initiated as a solitary Witch (though I’m not sure what she means by that), and has a background in PR and marketing (which most likely explains how she got this gig). Demarco’s role marks something of a step up for Pagans in reality television, from mere entertainment fodder to playing a role in the selection/elimination process. Of course the larger question is if modern Pagans should be participating in the vapid, soulless, and cheapening reality television market in the first place.

While shows like “Wife Swap” and its ilk have portrayed Wicca and modern Paganism as bizarre lifestyle choices (instead of, say, a serious religious faith), “The One” will most likely portray Witchcraft as an enhancement/byproduct of possessing psychic powers (though I suppose I could live in hope…). Neither of these approaches does much to broadcast an accurate picture of our family of faiths, or give insight into the fact that we worship multiple gods, have our own holidays, and are (generally speaking) rather pedestrian in our lifestyle choices and attitudes. The saddest thing is that every time our faiths get run into the ground on one of these programs, there is always another Witch or Pagan out there who thinks “I’ll be different”. To them I say, no one is more powerful than the video editors, those great powers who decide which of your words to emphasize, and actions to highlight.

I suppose there is always the chance that this program will be different. But I’ve been down this road before, and don’t hold out too much hope that our faiths won’t be trivialized for the sake of entertainment. To my readers in Australia, keep an eye on this show (which premieres on Tuesday) and fill me in on how it is. Who knows, maybe we’ll all get lucky for a change.