Wingnut I Am Your Father!

So you lefties and progressives think you are going to rally the religious left to fight the conservative ‘moral’ voters? Well James Atticus Bowden over at Opinion Editorials is here to let us lefties know that he is ON TO US!

“[Cue the Darth Vader theme] ACW II isn’t over. 48% of the U.S. did not have an epiphany and conversion experience after President Bush’s election. The Liberals will strike back. Their front ranks will be filled with clerical collars. ‘Blue’ churches like Blue states will be the base for counter-attacks on ‘value voters’ on many fronts. The blue churches are the Religious Left ? mainline Protestant churches with declining membership, lapsed, cafeteria Catholics and secular Jews. And all the other Pagan faithful who are ’spiritual not religious’, Wiccan, Vegan, etc.”

Now we are the masters!



That’s right, to the religious conservatives despite their recent victories in the last election still see the left as demonic agents of, well, Darth Vader I guess. The liberal churches are so desperate they will throw in with us Pagans! With the Pagans by their side (and the ‘Vegans’ I guess) we will rule the gala…I mean America!

Our tactics?

“Right Religion. Religion and religious leaders will be applauded if it?s the right religion. Expect to see a lot more leftist, Liberal clerical collars at Democrat events, in the media and promoted by Hollywood. Likewise, the Black churches still serving on the Democrat plantation will be exalted as paragons of virtue.”

The Democrat plantation?

“Camouflage the Truth. The Liberals won?t show themselves as Liberal Puritans. They will hide behind the Sissy Christians of the Apostate Christian congregations. The very persons, who preach ‘Christian’ morality, follow the teachings of totalitarianism. The line of thinking that flows Diocletian Rousseau Voltaire Hegel Marx Darwin Nietzche Lenin Freud Stalin Hitler Mao Castro Pol Pot is the path of pagan reasoning, which is Human Secularist Totalitarianism. This ‘Humanist’ Totalitarianism is a killing cousin to Islamist Totalitarianism.”

You heard that folks. Hitler (who I thought considered himself Catholic despite some footsie with nationalistic Paganism) followed “pagan” reasoning and we are “killing cousins” to terror!

Also this guy is an office-holder in the Virginia Republican party. So he isn’t some crank writing from a fortified base in the mountains. Expect the right to demonize and smear attempts by different factions of the religious left to ally themselves for the common good.

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