Helping the Saints Win

Jason Pitzl-Waters —  February 8, 2010 — 13 Comments

I’m not much of a sports fan, but I did end up watching the second half of last night’s Super Bowl between the New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts. While the Saints seem like a well-honed and remarkably skilled unit, at least to my inexperienced eyes, I was also struck by how “lucky” the team seemed in those final quarters of the game. Did they have some “outside” help? Religion reporter Gary Stern noted that many of the Saints are devout Christians, who quickly thanked God for the victory.

“Well, that was quite a game. You have to feel good for the city of New Orleans, no matter which team you root for. Coming five years after Katrina, the Saints’ big win seems perfectly scripted. By whom? A bunch of Saints players are saying that it was “God’s plan” that they beat the Colts.”

But thinking about the religious and cultural climate of New Orleans, I had some other notions of who might deserve a thank-you. Lisa Johnson, sister of retired football pro Eric Dickerson, and a root-worker for several NFL stars, tells Gawker that the outcome was a foregone conclusion.

The Colts were up against every single “Southern root doctor, voodoo priest, and conjurer” in the Bayou last night. Johnson knew the Saints were getting special help when she watched the NFC Championship against the Vikings two weeks ago: quarterback Brett Favre took a beating, playing terribly after a whole season of the best football of his long career. “I guarantee you,” she said, “when he got up at the end of the game, he felt like an old man.” The conjurers went to work on the Colts the week before the game … From midnight to 5 a.m.—”the witching hour”—the conjurers “burn candles, sage and tobacco” Chicken feet were used to curse opposing players and protect the Saints. By the time the game started, Johnson knew the Colts couldn’t win…

While I’m sure there were some practitioners in Indianapolis trying their best to influence the outcome, they were probably out-gunned by sheer numbers alone. For weeks the media has been hinting that alongside Christian prayers, many fans were trying to appease the spirit of Marie Laveau, or engage in some root-work to make the win happen. Indeed, many commentators, despite thinking the Colts were technically better, decided there were too many mystical intangibles working for the Saints to lose.

“Sure, Peyton Manning is the most ruthlessly clinical surgeon under center since Joe Montana. But he tempted the fates. He might have offended New Orleans’ late voodoo queen Marie Laveau along the way. Or did you miss the “gris-gris” bestowed upon the once-favorite son of the South? Brett Favre, who grew up a Saints fan in neighboring Mississippi and later became King Creole, had the audacity to ride into the Louisiana Superdome with Minnesota. He needed a mere five yards or so to set up a game-winning field-goal attempt in the waning seconds. And as he rolled right, the field opened up. Then, as if someone (Laveau?) stuck a pin in the right arm of his purple-clad voodoo doll, Favre uncorked a cross-body pass. Interception. Overtime. Favre never touched the ball again. The erstwhile Aints were Super Bowl-bound.”

So as Get Religion explores the many Christian dimensions of yesterday’s Super Bowl, let’s also acknowledge that there was plenty of “extracurricular” spiritual activity happening on the side-lines. I mean, can you have a big win in New Orleans without thanking God and the spirits? Something tells me there are going to be plenty of offerings left at crossroads, graves, and shrines in the coming weeks alongside the “amens” in church.

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  • Taliesin MacAran

    I'd heard yesterday that there were Colts voodoo dolls for sale in the French Quarter.
    My guess is that many got sold. :-)

  • Baruch Dreamstalker

    I'm a sports atheist myself but it's nice NOLA got a much-needed shot in the arm.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1851687786 Sarah Morningstar

    *really

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/TeNosce TeNosce

    None of this is good. If we keep bothering the Gods with this stupid nonsense they're going to flush the toilet again.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/BryonMorrigan BryonMorrigan

    Yeah, besides…we all know they support _real_ football…not that pansy-assed fake rugby with safety pads that people play in America… :D

  • http://www.facebook.com/ailaes Meagan McMichael

    And Daytona is next week!

    ~hides from the Nascar haters~

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Riverbend Riverbend

    LOL…I guess you won't be coming down for the big parade tomorrow, then? ;)

  • embreis

    Football players praising god for big wins is almost a tradition in the South. My father used to always say
    "What do they think God has against the other team?"

  • lonespark

    Yes, this.

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/Teaa Tea

    I must be missing something. What's so funny?

  • Capricorn

    They certainly did EARN their assistance from the Lwa!

    The spirits help those who help themselves. Clearly a team effort from both realms.

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