For the True Aleister Crowley Fan/Thelema Devotee

Jason Pitzl-Waters —  October 7, 2009 — 7 Comments

If you have over 160,000 Euro (235,551 USD) to spend, have I got a hot property for you! Wouldn’t you like to build a cabin right next to the famous Boleskine House on Scotland’s Loch Ness? Hadn’t heard of it? Well then, you must not be up on your Aleister Crowley-lore, for it once belonged to the master-mage and is apparently considered to be the Thelemic Qiblah, the direction O.T.O. Lodges, Profess-Houses and Gnostic Mass Temples are ideally to be oriented towards.

“A beautiful plot on the shores of Loch Ness, next to Jimmy Page and Aleister Crowley’s old property Boleskine House is for sale. A wonderful plot on the shores of Loch Ness with planning permission for a three-bedroom log cottage has come onto the market. The plot, which comes to just under two acres, used form part of the Boleskine House estate which was previously owned by Aleister Crowley, the famous master of the occult, and subsequently by Led Zeppelin guitarist Jimmy Page.”

Oh, and some lad in a rock band once owned the place too. Once there you can build a nice three-bedroom cottage, enjoy the tranquil scenery, go Nessie spotting, plan major Thelemic workings, and try to avoid “King Kevin” as he traipses about Loch Ness drumming up publicity in a red bathrobe.The only real drawback is, well, it’s only accessible by boat.

“The only drawback is access which is only available by boat from along the shore and materials to build the property must also be transported by barge; on the plus side the property is guaranteed to provide peace and quiet amongst the hills.”

But if you’re into privacy while you pursue the Great Work, that’s an asset not a drawback! So contact Strutt and Parker today to make your bid.

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  • sari0009

    Some music group, person in the fashion world or eccentric author should snap that baby up. Hilarious.

  • apuleius platonicus

    Dang. All my assets are tied in NYC commercial real estate right now. Otherwise ….

    And I really have been looking for just the right spot for another go at the Abramelin Operation!

  • Hecate

    Tell us the truth, Jason, what'd they give you to get that review? 😉

  • chuck_cosimano

    I'd consider it but having the kelpie come out of the Loch and sun itself in the backyard would annoy the cat.

  • Medea

    Dear Gods Kevin in a red bath robe….yeesh! When you're at FPG and you get the chance be sure to ask Janet and Gavin about King Kevin… Oy!

  • Nope

    Just build the cat's deck in the front yard, he'll be fine . . . .

  • Amethyst

    ha! Wouldn’t that be nice. Quiet little spot, reisdual Thelemic energy… Dam cold though!
    Smiles, Amethyst